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Inshallah
02:47
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John Brown had a ninety-six inch cock
Bringing justice upon slavers made him hard as a rock
He was fourteen feet tall and his beard was five feet thick
The mere mention of his name made rebels shit their pants and shake
John Brown's Penis (x17)
Captain John Brown had a phallus made of steel
(Glory, Glory, Hallelujah)
It saved his life in Kansas when he used it as a shield
(Glory, Glory, Hallelujah)
John Brown was the alpha chad, John Brown did nothing wrong
(Glory, Glory, Hallelujah)
His dick is eight feet long
(His dick is eight feet long)
Reactionary dipshits want his legacy defaced
(John Brown’s penis)
They say he was a terrorist, I say that’s pretty fuckin’ based
(John Brown’s penis)
They live in constant dread that John Brown will live again
(John Brown’s penis)
Cuz they know his cock is bigger than the biggest rebel man’s
(John Brown’s penis)
John Brown's Penis (x5)
John Brown’s penis was the god of penises
(Glory, Glory Hallelujah!)
It could break the speed of sound when he shook it in the wind
(Glory, Glory Hallelujah!)
John Brown will never die
His dick reaches the sky
John Brown’s penis will be our battle cry
John Brown was the omnichad, John Brown did nothing wrong
(Glory, Glory Hallelujah!)
Crushing dixie boys to death under his massive fucking schlong
(His dick is eight feet long!)
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we were getting wasted at midnight
we were baked out of our minds until the morning light
’ve never seen someone smoke so much weed before
I'm on the floor, oh I’m on the floor
There are federal agents outside my house
There are federal agents outside my house
There are federal agents outside my house
There are federal agents outside my house
I asked you what you thought of the USSR
You told me you’re and tankie and stan Pol Pot
My heart was so broken, but i then i forgot
So did you, yeah, uh, (what)
There are federal agents outside my house (x4)
Starting to think that wasn’t weed I smoked
It wasn’t dark green like an artichoke
Instead it was white like a cyanide pill -
CIA’s got me, and they’re coming for you, oh
There are federal agents outside my house
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Where It All Began
01:31
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Inshallah, Part II
03:51
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The Netherlands are not a real country. They’re an EU-Globalist conspiracy to try to sell more weed. First of all the inhabitants aren’t even called Netherlandians - they’re called Dutch! That’s ridiculous. Somebody didn’t think that one through. Second of all, windmills all over the place? 27% of the country below sea level? Massive walls and pumps to keep flood water out? That's bullshit. Think about how much that would cost. Wake up sheeple.
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The People's NFT
00:54
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The Tucker Carlson Song
03:46
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Hey, I’ve seen you before on TV
Fox news, baby
I’ve seen your pink plump lips spreading lies
While you stare with big soft puppy eyes,
Oh Tucker, well I think you know better
Yeah, I think you know better
You know the green M&M? Why the hell do you wanna fuck her?
Woah, Tucker,
Woah Tucker
Woah, Tucker oh I think you know better
Yeah I think you know better
Think of your poor mother, woah
What would she do if she knew that her son
Was going live on TV and thirsting over chocolate candy, oh Tucker, oh don’t you know better
Lemme tell you what, Tuck. I think you’re a cuck
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Inshallah, Part III
02:15
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Rush Limbaugh Is Dead
00:10
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Catgirl Death Milita
02:31
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I'm about to make Josef Stalin look like a fucking anarchist
Catgirl death militia
Femboy Mao Zedong
Catgirl death milita
High pressure estrogen bomb
Force feminize the militaries
Thigh highs for one, thigh highs for all)
State mandated HRT
If you resist we’ll fuck your mom
End of western civilization
You cannot hide, you cannot run
Catgirl death militias
Will rule the world, inshallah
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